February 2012
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bewbies:
Just woke up from a text from my mom telling me that Davy Jones died. I’m incredibly upset. :(
R.I.P Davy Jones.
This happened to me, too.
I told my friend that Davy Jones died, and she acted really sympathetic, and then I just got the feeling that she didn’t know who I was talking about. So I told her. And then she was actually sympathetic, especially once I started...
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Nothing on Leap Day counts.
Unless I ask a guy to marry me. Then, that shit’s for real.
Happy Leap (and Hump) Day errybody.
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I want Trainspotting and blanket forts.
And someone to share them with.
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I spent a good half-hour in the Black Olive...
You know, the Black Olive position:
It was a pretty comprehensive mental breakdown.
I started laughing for no reason at one point. I considered the possibility of drinking bleach in order to vomit on my exam. Mich and I were found on the floor in the hallway. Once we got up, I managed to get halfway down the hall before I went back to Black Olive, to which my neighbour yelled, “But Kate,...
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Hey guys guess what?
hollyandphoenixtailfeather:
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I feel unnaturally excited about the Best Film...
Oscar snerd, FTW.
Edit: THOSE GUYS WERE SO FUCKING PRECIOUS.
sarahsstonedagain:
Emilie Autumn— Thank God I’m...
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Talked to Ashton Kutcher on Chatroulette last...
He was really drunk. And he kept asking us to send him kisses. It was awesome.
Out of all the people who have found him on there, we have got to be the only ones who didn’t screenshot it because we were too busy freaking out about what was happening. And screaming. We screamed a lot. I had a fucking heart attack after, and I’m pretty sure I stopped breathing for a minute, because...
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Oh fucking YES, Netflix has Deadfall on Watch...
Not only is Netflix fueling my Nicolas Cage addiction, but it’s also satisfying my constant Michael Biehn craving.
For the next 98 minutes, I will be in absolute heaven.
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And the arms of the ocean are carrying me, and all...
Never let me go, never let me go.
Well. That was a positively lovely two-minute...
I should probably offer up a sacrifice to the gods, seeing as words can’t express just how grateful I am that it ended before I had to go to class.
I don’t know though, it’s going to be hard to find seven virgins. Maybe the weather gods will accept some oxen instead.
but-what-if-i-want-wings asked: Sometimes your taste in men frightens me :P
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Fancypance: Penis Investigator
My friends keep wanting to use me as a tool, like some sort of horrible secret agent, to find out how big guys’ dicks are.
They want me to “investigate” the 300-pound black guy who keeps offering me weed, and the 6’8 Republican on the third floor because they really just want to know who’s packing. They see it as me taking one for the team. I don’t know why we...
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I just fucking nailed my Italian Cinema exam
in the butt.
Boom. So pumped.
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