February 2012
145 posts
sarahsstonedagain:
Emilie Autumn— Thank God I’m...
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Talked to Ashton Kutcher on Chatroulette last...
He was really drunk. And he kept asking us to send him kisses. It was awesome.
Out of all the people who have found him on there, we have got to be the only ones who didn’t screenshot it because we were too busy freaking out about what was happening. And screaming. We screamed a lot. I had a fucking heart attack after, and I’m pretty sure I stopped breathing for a minute, because...
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Oh fucking YES, Netflix has Deadfall on Watch...
Not only is Netflix fueling my Nicolas Cage addiction, but it’s also satisfying my constant Michael Biehn craving.
For the next 98 minutes, I will be in absolute heaven.
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And the arms of the ocean are carrying me, and all...
Never let me go, never let me go.
Well. That was a positively lovely two-minute...
I should probably offer up a sacrifice to the gods, seeing as words can’t express just how grateful I am that it ended before I had to go to class.
I don’t know though, it’s going to be hard to find seven virgins. Maybe the weather gods will accept some oxen instead.
but-what-if-i-want-wings asked: Sometimes your taste in men frightens me :P
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Fancypance: Penis Investigator
My friends keep wanting to use me as a tool, like some sort of horrible secret agent, to find out how big guys’ dicks are.
They want me to “investigate” the 300-pound black guy who keeps offering me weed, and the 6’8 Republican on the third floor because they really just want to know who’s packing. They see it as me taking one for the team. I don’t know why we...
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I just fucking nailed my Italian Cinema exam
in the butt.
Boom. So pumped.
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Anonymous asked: You are so cute I can't even laskndfasndo. Feel free to be narcissistic more often :)
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I think I just accidentally made a Google+...
I… I don’t know what happened. I never wanted this.
Do you hear me, Google?
I NEVER WANTED THIS!
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Shit, it’s not even that I want to be in a relationship. I just want to know that someone has the capacity to care about me in the same way that I care about him. Finding a guy that doesn’t treat me like shit could be cool, too.
This is pretty much me being stupid. I’m sure if I focused on positivity right now, I’d realize that I have both of these. But, I’m in a...
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Okay. I’m ready to go back to school now.
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Frosties and gay dads and free laundry and cats.
Being home has been productive so far.
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I think I wrote something.
I’m not claiming that this is poetry, or even that it’s good in any sense. I’m not really even trying to say much, and I don’t even know if it’s finished. Or of it’s anything at all. I just kind of wanted somewhere to put it.
Look at you sitting there
cold and broken
make-up down your face
frozen spoon on your neck
if you can’t have him
you’ll...
