What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at.
…what
WAT
(Source: esoteric-surgery)
Via pizza pockets and crotch rockets
this fucking movie was just constantly like
fuckin rad man, fuckin rad
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying
(Source: punkasfrick)
Cosmo Sex Tip #156: Before you go down on her look in her in the eyes and say “Let’s open this fucking pit up.”
(Source: sickweave)
